Fun phrases
When companies pay millions of dollars to have clever wordplay infused into their advertising campaigns, you will still see phrases like below, all thanks to junk mail, random scribbles on the walls of bus stations, and employee manuals:
"When washing your hands, you should try to wash for 20 seconds. Try singing happy birthday during the wash."
"Wanna make money?"
"Ejaculate like a porn star!"
"My good friend I am good widow of Sir Dan Jones"
"Last night"
If only I am talented, I will write songs for each one of them. Just look at the last one- last night? What a great opening line to a short thriller!
3 Comments:
haha I usually get online pharmacy or viagra....
I hate them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope all is well!
once received spam in which the randomized phrases equated to something about a kid going berserk and killing their parents... over candy, i think. weird... i guess after a million scrambled messages, some of the combinations will end up making sense.. in a twisted way.
i thought you were going back to your old blog after the summer?
Damn, you don't update this thing at all, do you..
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